The Fifth Beatle

Das kann nicht gut sein.

I am down on whores and shant quit ripping them.

Ebbene Jucundum


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Pictis domina est in domo.

Tu si animum ego habere bibendum dum nos loqui?

Мертвый Красный

Lügner, Lügner, Hosen auf Feuer! Ich bin der echte Yorick, und lass das sein das Letzte Wort. Sind wir klar?

Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade

Il faut que je fasse la baiser de cette belle femme.

The Hermits of Harlem

He amazingly laid bare all manner of bamboozlement, bunco, chicanery, flimflam, flummery, humbuggery, mountebankery, pettifoggery and quacksalvery.

What's wrong with this picture?

Bravo Humble Webmaster!

A life ill-lived, revealed in oil. 

Der Bananen-Brüder

Amicus in necessitate est amicus quidem.

Offensichtlich ich muss Yorick sein, als die anderen sind viel zu hässlich.

Nulla piscis cauda pro hoc syreni, et melius nos pro eo.

Just how did those 15 minutes of fame work out for you?

Heu, pauper Yorick, ego nesciebam eum, Horatio.

Another portrait by Joe Coleman 

Quid bonum est Quadraginta Secunda Platea sine Nat Sherman?

Say what?

Cluaran, suaicheantas na h-Alba bho Blàr Largs air Linne Chluaidh ann an 1263

Mr. Monster

Sophie redux

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Ein schöner Blumenstrauß für Ihren Bescheidenen Webmeister von einem Marienkäfer

Der Orangensaft-Mann

Simply abominable

The doctor will see you now.

They call me Mr. Bingle!

Krampus kommt für dich, ungezogener Junge!

Ipse dilexit parum puellis.

Hangin' around the wrong crowd

Robert Earl Hughes bids you a fond farewell.

What happened in 2K that night?

The Scream  by Edvard Munch


Bishōjo #59

Michaelis, ego praesumere?

Vocatur ad iudicium Dei

Dastardly deeds will be avenged.

​​We pay homage to this good fellow for a reason that should be self-evident as you journey forth, unless of course it ain't.

The ink just be gravy on this Georgia Peach.

Just Enough Room (a.k.a. Hub) Island in the St. Lawrence River between Canada and NY

Old school PPE

Gib mir drei Schüsse.

A hotel In California, the real Overlook 

Your Humble Webmaster, who stopped making sense long ago   and has far too much time on his hands now, bids you welcome.       







Devilry afoot!

Martin Bergen was a catcher for the Boston Beaneaters from 1896 to 1899, helping them win the National League pennant in 1897 and 1898. In 1900 he murdered his wife, six year old daughter and three year old son with an axe. Using a straight edge razor, he then cut his throat with such force to almost behead himself. Bergen received one vote for the Hall of Fame in 1937 and another in 1938.

Bishōjo #60

Отец Григорий говорит: благослови нас Бог, каждый!

Alius Salome, et ideo aliud caput debet esse comparatae

Anybody see my braffin?

Girls Love School

Ist sie überprüfen dich heraus und mag was sie sieht? Zweifelhaft.

The Laws of Madness

I'm getting smarter, I finally punched something that couldn't sue me.

Devil in the White City

Die Zeit ist gekommen um von vielen Dingen zu sprechen.

A portrait by Joe Coleman 

Hier ist jeder Tag Silvester.

Der Süden wird wieder auferstehen!

Schade dass er stattdessen nicht zur Kunstschule ging.

Hotsy-Totsy Hot To Trot


Gratias tibi Paola enim ambulantes hoc modo.

Kein Herr netter Kerl mehr 

The Rock of Mosholu - was the stone throne a volcano in another age of an earlier epoch during a preceding period from some era that came before this eon?   

We sure beat some RSS feed.

Venite Chorus.

The Nightmare  by Henry Fuseli

The Gates of Hell  by Auguste Rodin

Melius est regnare in Inferno quam servire in Caelis est.

​Psycho Central

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​Here There Be Madness, Mayhem, Murder Most Foul, Smokin' Hot Women, Rockin' Juke Music And Other Merriment. Faint Of Heart Or Afflicted With Tender Sensibilities? Begone!

Still another portrait by Joe Coleman

Wer ist mein Vati?

Acing that hula hoop 

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Ridden hard and put up wet

A bartender works behind the wood, behind the mahogany or behind the stick, the last referring to the tap lever used to draw draft beer. Wherever you work you are behind the stick, whether there actually is one or not.

Der erste Kaiser des Zweiten Reiches und möglich Gefängnis Köder

It doesn't need more salt, bitch!

Are we there yet?

Ego cibum Yorick.

The Nature Boy Buddy Rogers

Vajankles - words fail. 

Psyche dicit ego festo in iuvenes et bibere Alba Petra nitri.

Rosa alio nomine esset odor sicut dulce.

Pistol Packin' Mama

Ich war besser als du.

It's called gravity.

We have twelve days to celebrate Yuletide, ho ho!

Come see about me. I won't disappoint.

​No, I'm not Eddie Munster, and that's just too damned bad for you. 

Marienkäfer, Marienkäfer fliegen weg nach Hause.

The 52nd - Bronx cop shop on Webster Avenue by Mosholu Parkway

Totally gobsmacked by it all









Hat er komisch schmecken?

He preferred the party of Old Hickory.

Old Croton Aqueduct, Irvington NY

Lacte candidiores umbra pallide


The Laird of Boleskine  

Le Pape Formose Et Etienne VII  depicts the Cadaver Synod, the ecclesiastical trial during  January 897 of the exhumed corpse of Pope Formosus (who had been dead since the previous April) in Rome's Basilica of St. John Lateran. It was conducted by Pope Stephen VI, successor to Formosus' successor Pope Boniface VI (whose 15 month reign ended when he died either of the gout or poison). Stephen accused the late Formosus of transmigrating sees in violation of canon law, perjury and serving as a bishop while a layman. Not surprisingly found guilty, the body was stripped of papal vestments, the three fingers of its right hand used in life to give blessings cut off, then tied to weights and cast into the Tiber River. Eventually washing ashore, rumor had it performing miracles posthumously. This macabre spectacle turned Romans against Stephen, who was deposed, imprisoned and strangled to death that August. Dominus vobiscum.

Calidum Cruribus

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

Stacy ist nicht mehr die Großmutter deines Vaters.

I never do either.

Eine gesunder Träger

A webmaster groupie in a parallel and far better universe

Did anybody remember to bring the Dramamine?

Nein, Ich aß ihm.

Sophie et Bishōjo #61 superbi sunt ad praesens Adria et Helena.

Glühwürmchen enthüllen wer sind versteckt im Feld flackernder Illuminierung.

Ich brauchte nur einen.

A mulligan would've been nice.

A very stable genius and his baby girl

Please Vikki, loose the fishnet.

Unum diem veniam enim tuus etiam.

Pelagus platea apud diebus abiit per

Impostor apage! Ego sum verum Yorick.