I never do either.

Eine gesunder Träger

Ich war besser als du.

It's called gravity.

Мертвый Красный

Lügner, Lügner, Hosen auf Feuer! Ich bin der echte Yorick, und lass das sein das Letzte Wort. Sind wir klar?


Simply abominable

A mulligan would've been nice.

The doctor will see you now.

Le Pape Formose Et Etienne VII  depicts the Cadaver Synod, the ecclesiastical trial during  January 897 of the exhumed corpse of Pope Formosus (who had been dead since the previous April) in Rome's Basilica of St. John Lateran. It was conducted by Pope Stephen VI, successor to Formosus' successor Pope Boniface VI (whose 15 month reign ended when he died either of the gout or poison). Stephen accused the late Formosus of transmigrating sees in violation of canon law, perjury and serving as a bishop while a layman. Not surprisingly found guilty, the body was stripped of papal vestments, the three fingers of its right hand used in life to give blessings cut off, then tied to weights and cast into the Tiber River. Eventually washing ashore, rumor had it performing miracles posthumously. This macabre spectacle turned Romans against Stephen, who was deposed, imprisoned and strangled to death that August. Dominus vobiscum.

Der Süden wird wieder auferstehen!

Kein Herr netter Kerl mehr 

Dearly Beloved Reader, please note these pages, presented here for your  

Stacy ist nicht mehr die Großmutter deines Vaters.

The Laws of Madness

I'm getting smarter, I finally punched something that couldn't sue me.

Devil in the White City

Bishōjo #59

Venite Chorus.

The Nature Boy Buddy Rogers

Just how did those 15 minutes of fame work out for you?

Отец Григорий говорит: благослови нас Бог, каждый!

Alius Salome, et ideo aliud caput debet esse comparatae

Anybody see my braffin?

Die Zeit ist gekommen um von vielen Dingen zu sprechen.

A portrait by Joe Coleman 

Hier ist jeder Tag Silvester.

Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade

Il faut que je fasse la baiser de cette belle femme.

Marienkäfer, Marienkäfer fliegen weg nach Hause.

​​We pay homage to this good fellow for a reason that should be self-evident as you journey forth, unless of course it ain't.

Bishōjo #60

Mr. Monster

The ink just be gravy on this Georgia Peach.

Just Enough Room (a.k.a. Hub) Island in the St. Lawrence River between Canada and NY

They call me Mr. Bingle!

Krampus kommt für dich, ungezogener Junge!

The Hermits of Harlem

He amazingly laid bare all manner of bamboozlement, bunco, chicanery, flimflam, flummery, humbuggery, mountebankery, pettifoggery and quacksalvery.

Der erste Kaiser des Zweiten Reiches

A life ill-lived, revealed in oil. 

Cluaran, suaicheantas na h-Alba bho Blàr Largs air Linne Chluaidh ann an 1263

Calidum Cruribus

Able was I ere I saw Elba.

Old school PPE

Unum diem veniam enim tuus etiam.







A bartender works behind the wood, behind the mahogany or behind the stick, the last referring to the tap lever used to draw draft beer. Wherever you work you are behind the stick, whether there actually is one or not.

Nulla piscis cauda pro hoc syreni, et melius nos pro eo.

The Gates of Hell  by Auguste Rodin

Melius est regnare in Inferno quam servire in Caelis est.

​Psycho Central

​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​Here There Be Madness, Mayhem, Murder Most Foul, Smokin' Hot Women, Rockin' Juke Music And Other Merriment. Faint Of Heart Or Afflicted With Tender Sensibilities? Begone!

Nein, Ich aß ihm.

Sophie et Bishōjo #61 superbi sunt ad praesens Adria et Helena.

We have twelve days to celebrate Yuletide, ho ho!

Dastardly deeds will be avenged.

Another portrait by Joe Coleman 

Say what?

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A very stable genius and his baby girl

Vajankles - words fail. 

Psyche dicit ego festo in iuvenes et bibere Alba Petra nitri.

Ipse dilexit parum puellis.

Hangin' around the wrong crowd


The Laird of Boleskine  

Devilry afoot!


Gratias tibi Paola enim ambulantes hoc modo.

Ego cibum Yorick.

Vocatur ad iudicium Dei

Ein schöner Blumenstrauß für Ihren Bescheidenen Webmeister von einem Marienkäfer

Rosa alio nomine esset odor sicut dulce.

Pistol Packin' Mama









Hat er komisch schmecken?

He preferred the party of Old Hickory.

Please Vikki, loose the fishnet.

Gib mir drei Schüsse.

Schade dass er stattdessen nicht zur Kunstschule ging.

Hotsy-Totsy Hot To Trot

Glühwürmchen enthüllen wer sind versteckt im Feld flackernder Illuminierung.

Impostor apage! Ego sum verum Yorick.

Ridden hard and put up wet

Totally gobsmacked by it all

Heu, pauper Yorick, ego nesciebam eum, Horatio.

Quid bonum est Quadraginta Secunda Platea sine Nat Sherman?

Sophie redux

Girls Love School

Robert Earl Hughes bids you a fond farewell.

Martin Bergen was a catcher for the Boston Beaneaters from 1896 to 1899, helping them win the National League pennant in 1897 and 1898. In 1900 he murdered his wife, six year old daughter and three year old son with an axe. Using a straight edge razor, he then cut his throat with such force to almost behead himself. Bergen received one vote for the Hall of Fame in 1937 and another in 1938.

Amicus in necessitate est amicus quidem.

Who's your daddy?


Legal boilerplate: neither copyright infringement nor the harming of animals was intended in the assemblage of this hodgepodge.

Pictis domina est in domo.

Tu si animum ego habere bibendum dum nos loqui?

A webmaster groupie in a parallel and far better universe

Did anybody remember to bring the Dramamine?

What's wrong with this picture?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

The Rock of Mosholu - was the stone throne a volcano in another age of an earlier epoch during a preceding period from some era that came before this eon?   

We sure beat some RSS feed.

Are we there yet?

Old Croton Aqueduct, Irvington NY

Lacte candidiores umbra pallide

Ist sie überprüfen dich heraus und mag was sie sieht? Zweifelhaft.

Come see about me. I won't disappoint.

Michaelis, ego praesumere?

The Nightmare  by Henry Fuseli

Wer ist mein Vati?

entertainment, are not cell phone friendly. Use a real computer - that's how God intended them to be inspected. So get to it already!

The 52nd - Bronx cop shop on Webster Avenue by Mosholu Parkway

The Fifth Beatle

Das kann nicht gut sein.

I am down on whores and shant quit ripping them.

Ebbene Jucundum

Still another portrait by Joe Coleman

Acing that hula hoop 

Pelagus platea apud diebus abiit per

​No, I'm not Eddie Munster, and that's just too damned bad for you. 

It doesn't need more salt, bitch!

Bravo Humble Webmaster!

Der Bananen-Brüder

Offensichtlich ich muss Yorick sein, als die anderen sind viel zu hässlich.

Der Orangensaft-Mann

A hotel In California, the real Overlook 

Your Humble Webmaster, who stopped making sense long ago   and has far too much time on his hands now, bids you welcome.       

What happened in 2K that night?

The Scream  by Edvard Munch

Ich brauchte nur einen.